A video I made with Mckenzie ,if you do not know who mckenzie is. she helped me make my first lps movie ever, CSI:LPS the movie.this video is about a kitten named sophie, a dog named lucky ,and a bunny named megan. this story is 3 parts this is part 1
Therapy dog Maggie was diagnosed with mast cell cancer in August 2006. Maggie past away on June 7, 2009, no matter how or when we lose our best friends, their love lasts a lifetime.
Former Nhl referee Bill Beagan became Ccha Commissioner heading a prestigious US college hockey league.A high school dropout he rose to the top of the hockey world collaborating with Nhl Presidents & Team Owners he innovated changes in the world of hockey
Shooting For The Moon: The Bill Beagan Story
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Just a cute idea I had on a day I had nothing better to do. Starring Dink my mom’s Chihuahua, and Mandy my Toy Poodle. For the kid at heart.
I am heartbroke over the fact youtube removed LeAnn Rimes song, How Do I Live Without You, and I am stuck with this lame background crap. It had so much more meaning with the original song! Thanks YouTube ppppfffttttttt!!!!
Katie the dog presents some pictures of herself that are pretty cool!
Amazing Tink the two legged dachshund and Henry the three legged kitty. To see more go to www.henrysworld.org
A Shaggy Dog Story
My secretary hits me with a call from my second cousin, once removed, on my Mother’s side, Tommy the horseplayer.
He is a deadbeat and a miscreant (evil) relative, and someone you should run away from like your behind was on fire.
Tommy is broke again, and needs $150 to play a horse at Monticello racetrack where he is. Naturally the nag is a sure thing because as an insider, he knows the fix is in by the mob guys.
He offers as collateral his pedigreed collie male, Jack London, professional breeding stud worth over Ten Grand. It was true, and his sole asset.
He don’t know I would give him (Tommy) the $150 if he just signs a contract never to call me again. I say yeah for my dear departed mother’s sake.
He needs the dinero wired to Monticello Raceway, upstate N.Y. He’ll deliver the collateral when he gets back to NYC.
Tommy calls back later: two things: the horse loses, and Jack London the collie breeding champion – died. On behalf of both of them – very sorry.
I say, “Tommy bring me Jack London’s corpse, I’m going to recoup my
$150.” He answers with the universal question – “But how?”
“Not your problem, prove the collie exists and died, or get-out-of-town.”
Here’s where you, dear reader come in. How did I take in $1,150 for my lost
$150? You figure it out and the first hand up wins $100 cash, tax-free.
I read all your emails, but nobody got it. You want the answer?
Hint: I control a 501 (c) (3), a not-for-profit, IRS approved charity.
We can hold legal Raffles (lottery for a prize) anytime for any reason.
Now, 258 folks each bought a $5 raffle to win the $10,000 breeding stud.
You say, “But the dog was dead!”
The raffle never mentioned the deceased nature of the collie Jack London.
You say, “But didn’t you get complaints when they found out the
dog-was-dead?”
I answer: – “Sure, but only one complaint, and that from the winner. I
show the raffle winner the corpse of Jack London and offered it to him, plus
I give him his $5 back.” He could have the dog stuffed in memorial, right?
19. That left my charity with a return of $1,145.
The non-profit gave me my $150 back and $490 for my fund raising efforts.
The charity earned $650 – found money they never would have seen.
Yes, it’s IRS legal to pay a fund-raiser up to 60% of what they bring in.
Tommy the horseplayer still calls me up with sure things. I tell him,
“No! – unless you got good collateral like before.”
He is saving up to buy another stud breeding collie to be registered as Jack London, #2. I hope this time the dog lives. Aha! Moment? See ya, H
copyright 2009 H. Bernard Wechsler
hbw@speedlearning.org 1-877-567-2500
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Author of Speed Reading For Professionals, published by Barrons; business partner of Evelyn Wood, creator of speed reading, graduating 2 million, including the White House staffs of four U.S. Presidents.
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Hi everyone, it’s Jake here again… with a follow-up to my first dog story, that was called “Jake’s Own Story” and gave a brief biographical insight into my life so far.
Here is my update… The last two years have been busy for mom and dad, for one reason or another, but somehow they always had time for me!
Whenever they arrived home, I was always there with a big “Hello, missed you loads and it’s great to have you home”. I think this helped to relax them a bit…since I always got taken for walks, no matter how tired they were. We didn’t go very far sometimes but I always made the most of it and would enjoy every moment. I would just be myself and as everyone knows, a dog can have a good time doing nothing.
During the summer months, which were really hot and sunny, it sometimes got a bit too hot for me. You see, as a Border Collie, I have to wear this black and white fur coat all the time!! Thankfully, the nice thing is that my Mom and Dad take me down to the beach where I can run around at the waters edge…and cool down!
They usually find a stick to throw in the water for me, so I can go for a swim. The trouble is I love swimming so much, that I never, ever want to get out of the water… I’m usually well-behaved, so I see being in the sea as a way to get my own way (and it’s fun too!)
The colder winter months are just as much fun, but in a different way. We still go down on the beach, but I’m not allowed to go in the water, when it’s bitterly cold… but I still do!!
My technique is to sneak down to the water’s edge, by running after an imaginary bird or even a smell that doesn’t exist and… Hey Presto (you’ve guessed it), somehow the water creeps up on me and before you now it… I’m swimming!
There are lots of other nice places that we go for long walks. One place we go I have to walk on the lead for a short time, but it doesn’t take long before I am allowed off the lead and can run around anywhere I want… it’s great!
Sometimes Mom and Dad play games like hide and seek with me and while I am having a good old sniff around in the bushes, one of them will go and hide. Suddenly, I notice that one of them is missing and I just have to find them. They always fail to hide effectively, since my nose never lets me down and easily tells me where they are hiding. Little do they know that sometimes I pretend not to know where they are (to make the game last a bit longer).
Earlier this year we all went on a lovely holiday. It must have been a long way from home as we were in the car for quite some time. Eventually, we arrived at this idyllic country location to be greeted by fellow dogs, that very quickly became my friends. I think they lived at the farm where we were staying, as they would come round to the cottage door all the time and play games.
I think I will stop this dog story for now, ‘cos I can hear my dinner being served… Being a food-loving dog, I can’t miss that, can I?
Do come back again soon, when I will tell you all about my holiday and more of my doggie tales.
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